Ichiro Ozawa, head of the Democratic Party of Japan, has told other DPJ Old Farts he intends to resign over allegations of taking money from old farts in the construction industry.
DPJ Old Farts scramble to select new leader without having to take responsibility for it.
Japanese populace yawns and goes on with the daily grind, knowing that the next PM will be yet another Old Fart.
Some things never change.
