Until I started using twitter, I never realized how much women:
(1) had too much sex
(2) wanted to have sex with me
(3) or were willing to show me various parts of their bodies!
And there’s so many of them, they even have numbers after their names.
Wow, I am clearly a sexy, hot, and desirable kind of guy!
Now, if you want to talk about the kind of emails I get, well, that’s another story.
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…and then one day you have an epiphany: it’s not me they want to have sex with, it’s my partner in crime.
Not that it matters, but you think it does…for a while anyway
funny post