November 2009

US President Obama meets Japanese Prime Minister Hatoyama

November 13, 2009

US President Barack Obama meets Japan Prime Minister Yukio “The Bird” Hatoyama at The @invisiblegaijin Official Residence in Tokyo, Japan for discussions regarding the Japan-US Security Treaty, the relocation of Futenma Air Station, and whether Michael Jackson peaked creatively at “Off the Wall” or “Thiller.” # # # In other news, Spiderman was arrested yesterday [...]

Tagged as: Hatoyama, humor, obama, politicians, politics, satire

Why you need Japanese underwear right NOW!

November 12, 2009

(Disclosure: www.pants-ya.com is a client of a client. This is an unpaid advertisement. Testing 1-2-3. YMMV;) A recent survey by the Japanese newspaper, Daily Yomanai, reveals Japanese men of all ages are obsessed with their underwear, to say nothing of the J-girls who love them for it. Fashion-conscious young so-shoku danshi (herbivore men) choose the [...]

Tagged as: gaijin, humor, satire, sexy japanese

Exclusive Before and After Photos: Japanese Killer Gets Plastic Surgery, Gets Busted

November 10, 2009

Photos: Agencé Furyo_Gaijin Gaijinkirai Kamo, the Japanese national accused of murdering a young British woman was arrested today after a nationwide manhunt, following the release of photographs taken before and after his extensive plastic surgeries. National Police Agency spokesperson Omaru Omawari whined, “We’re just relieved we’ve caught this fugitive especially since we let him slip [...]

Tagged as: foreigner, gaijin, ichihashi tetsuya, japanese killer, lindsay, michael jackson, murder, noriko sakai, sexy girls

The Meaning of [ orz<3 ]

November 10, 2009

Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:IG News: China Launches Stealth Flatus

Tagged as: fart joke, orz, shitmydadsays

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