December 2009

Retweet Yourself Too Much & You Get Hairy Palms

December 3, 2009

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Big in Japan: Kangaroo Sake

December 3, 2009

Sake brewed in the pouches of kangaroos is a hit product in Japan, especially among young females who will buy anything if it is sufficiently kawaii and gets them drunk. “Redolent of marsupial sweat, the aroma has fine back tones of eucalyptus-infused Koala dung,” said self-professed sake aficionado Nanimo Shiranai, “a perfect complement to three-day-old [...]

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New Post-Crash Tiger Woods Ad for Accenture

December 2, 2009

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News: Japan Launches 2.7 Trillion Yen Jobs Program

December 1, 2009

The Government of Japan announced today a new 2.7 trillion yen jobs program, “Santa’s Coming to Town,” as part of its economic stimulus package. “With cutbacks in the Bridges to Nowhere program, the number of flashlight-waving jobs has declined sharply,” said Ministry of Finance spokesperson, Dou Kechi, “thus we are spending 2.7 trillion yen to [...]

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Michael Jackson Spotted in Hokkaido?

December 1, 2009

Michael Jackson, the dead King of Pop, was allegedly photographed yesterday sitting on a bench in Hokkaido freezing his sesame buns off. The dead King of Pop was apparently dressed as McDonald’s Japan Gaijin Stereotype Mr. James dressed as Ronald McDonald dressed as a convicted child molester. Japanese entertainment weekly Uso Bakkari claimed the dead King of [...]

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