February 2010

BREAKING: Asada Mao Issues Tsunami Warning

February 28, 2010 11:15 am
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TOKYO (IG News)–Asada Mao, Olympic silver medalist, issued a tsunami warning for Japan today during her exhibition routine at the Vancouver Olympics.

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Olympic Tweet Roundup

February 28, 2010 11:06 am
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NEWS: Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods, Signs Canadian Women’s Ice Hockey Team

February 27, 2010 15:21 pm
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In other news, Japan’s GDP drops 5% as everyone stops work to watch Asada Mao.

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BREAKING: Japan Wins Gold in the Perpetuating Racial Stereotypes Competition!

February 27, 2010 14:40 pm
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Apolo Anton Ohno on How Many Fans He Has in Korea

February 27, 2010 14:35 pm
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In other news, a new event has been added to the 2014 Olympics: Short-Track Nationalism.

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Japan Mourns as Mao-chan Loses Gold to that Bitch Kim Yu-na

February 26, 2010

TOKYO (IG News) — Millions of Japanese mourned the loss of the woman’s figure skating gold medal to that bitch Kim Yu-na of South Korea. “Today, February 26th, a day that shall live in infamy,” said Prime Minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama before breaking down in tears, “I can’t believe Mao-chan lost to that bitch Kim [...]

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UPDATE: Apple Bans “Miki Ando’s Cross and Cleavage Costume” App from the iTunes App Store

February 24, 2010

CUPERTINO, California (IG News) — Apple announced today that it was removing the popular “Miki Ando’s Cross and Cleavage Costume” app from the iTunes App Store. Philip “Da Prude” Schiller, head of worldwide product marketing at Apple, said, “We obviously care about dirty old men’s fantasies about Japanese figure skaters but in the end we [...]

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InvisibleGaijin's Three Rules for Writing Fiction

February 23, 2010

1. Make stuff up. 2. Write it down. 3. Repeat. For real advice, see http://bit.ly/auknoi Related Posts:Send Help: We’re Making Too Much Money!

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BREAKING NEWS: Japan Agrees to Stop Whaling, Start Kicking Penguins

February 21, 2010

(Photo: Professional penguin handlers line up penguins in preparation for the penguin kick-off ceremony of newlyweds, Mr. & Mrs. Ketobasu Zo.) Tokyo, JAPAN — Japanese Prime Minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama announced today Japan has agreed to stop hunting whales and start kicking penguins. “Japan will cease hunting whales immediately,” said Hatoyama, “the Japanese people prefer [...]

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Japan Figure Skater Asada Mao’s New Costume

February 21, 2010

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