February 2010

Call now! The Anti-Christ is Standing By!

February 21, 2010

New and Improved Armageddon! It slices, it dices, it even makes julienne fries! The End of Days can be yours for just $29.99 per month and your eternal soul! But wait! There’s more! The first 100 callers will also receive a set of Ginsu knives! The Anti-Christ and his evil minions are standing by to [...]

Tagged as: 666, anti-christ, funny, ginsu knives, humor, japanese, julienne fries, satire

Sapporo Launches Subway Manners Campaign for Cats

February 21, 2010

Hokkaido, JAPAN — Sapporo Transit Authority has launched a subway poster campaign to combat a deluge of ill-mannered cats. “In recent years we’ve received an increasing number of complaints,” explained STA spokesperson Bakana Komuin, “so we’ve hired a not-so-famous-but-willing-to-work-cheap cartoonist to steal ideas from the Tokyo Metro ‘Do it at home’ campaign.” “We’ve tried ‘My [...]

Tagged as: cats, hokkaido, manners campaign, sapporo

How many Japanese does it take to replace a train sign?

February 17, 2010

Sent via iPhone. Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:Another 59 Ways to Tell if You’re a Gaijin59 Ways to Tell if You’re a Gaijin, not a GaikokujinDon’t Try To Commit Suicide On These Train Tracks!The Facade of Not NoticingTrain Groper Campaign Nets Second Arrest

Tagged as: humor, subway, train

Trending in Tokyo: Smorkin’ Labbit

February 16, 2010

Tokyo’s fashionistas can’t get enough of the Smorkin’ Labbit. “Everyone I know is into Smorkin’ Labbit,” said Tomodachi Inai, “but, of course, I don’t have any friends.” Toyota denied rumors they were recycling stuck accelerator pedals into Smorkin’ Labbits. “Categorically untrue,” said Toyota spokesperson Perky Oppai, “Toyota provides the software that controls the Smorkin’ Labbit.” [...]

Tagged as: Elmer Fudd, fashion, smorkin' labbit, toyota, Yukio Hatoyama

Ceremonial Lighting of the Vancouver Olympic Joints

February 13, 2010

(Photo: Getty Images) Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:BREAKING: Japan Wins Gold in the Perpetuating Racial Stereotypes Competition!NEWS: Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods, Signs Canadian Women’s Ice Hockey TeamApolo Anton Ohno on How Many Fans He Has in KoreaEXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Japan Figure Skater Asada Mao’s New CostumeNew at Vancouver Olympics: Polar Bear Curling

Tagged as: humor, joke, olympics, satire

New at Vancouver Olympics: Polar Bear Curling

February 13, 2010

(Photo Credit: Los Guys Japan G.K.) See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:BREAKING: Japan Wins Gold in the Perpetuating Racial Stereotypes Competition!NEWS: Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods, Signs Canadian Women’s Ice Hockey TeamApolo Anton Ohno on How Many Fans He Has in KoreaEXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Japan Figure Skater Asada [...]

Tagged as: humor, joke, olympics, satire

Antarctica Olympic Team Enters the Stadium!

February 13, 2010

Download now or watch on posterous MVI_0462.MOV (13821 KB) Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Japan Figure Skater Asada Mao’s New CostumePool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanForeign Women Found Frozen in BeijingJapan PM Naoto Kan Confesses, “I am a Sleeper!”Boy Hunting Season Opens in Japan

Tagged as: humor, joke, penguin, satire, vancouver olympics

Double Rainbow & UFOs in Los Angeles

February 11, 2010

(Photo Credit: InvisibleGaijin’s Mom) It’s rare that they get rainbows in Los Angeles – and doubly so for double rainbows. Oh, those bright lights? Just some UFOs flying past the living room window. UFOs, aliens, and assorted crazies are commonplace in La-La Land! I sometimes miss the sheer wackiness of my hometown. But then I [...]

Tagged as: double rainbow, ufo

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