March 2010

Oscar-Winning Filmmakers of “The Cove” Target Japanese Cruelty to Rabbits and Turtles

March 10, 2010

(Photo: InvisibleGaijin) TOKYO, Japan (IG News) — InvisibleGaijin and a team of elite activists risked their lives to secretly film the diabolical Japanese slaughtering and baking of cute little bunnies and turtles. “Japan claims this is scientific research,” said Hyster Eric, head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthropomorphically Cute Animals but Not Ugly [...]

Tagged as: cultural imperialism, funny, humor, japanese, joke, Oscar, parody, rabbits, satire, The Cove, turtles

Japan to Invade Korea in the Mother of All Hinamatsuri

March 3, 2010

(Photo: @doramimy) JAPAN (IG News) — The Emperor and Empress of Hinamatsuri unleashed thousands of hina-ningyo warrior dolls today to invade Korea in retaliation for Kim Yu-na’s victory over Asada Mao in the Vancouver Olympics. “This shall be the mother of all Hinamatsuri,” intoned Emperor Jodan Desuyo, “Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the dogs of [...]

Tagged as: asada mao, dogs of war, hinamatsuri, kim yu-na, korea, satire

Doggie Ramen? Ramen Doggie?

March 3, 2010

Ramen Wan-chan (“doggie”) in Chiba, Japan. Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:In Which IG Meets a Mysterious Maid who “Tastes Like Fresh Milk”The Glamor of Business TravelIG Nature News: When aroused, the meerkat stands erect …In which InvisibleGaijin proves Mao’s maxim “Laughter grows out of the barrel of a machine gun.”US Loses Patience with [...]

Tagged as: doggie, funny, humor, ramen, WTF

The Guilty Parties Outrageous of El Rocker!

March 2, 2010

(Photo: InvisibleGaijin) TOKYO (IG) — The Guilty Parties Outrageous of El Rocker fashion police arrested two old farts for dressing way out of fashion in the fashionable Omotesando district of Tokyo. “Let me be clear: old farts must observe the law unless their mommies make illegal political contributions,” commented Prime Minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama, “and I [...]

Tagged as: aoyama, fashion, funny, humor, joke, old fart, omotesando, satire

Salaryman Blues: The Bigger the Bag, the Smaller the …

March 1, 2010

My bag is bigger than yours! Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”Pool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanWinners: Biggest Boobs in Japan 2011Doraemon Confesses “I Tweeted My Ear Bulges” Tokyo Sky Tree Radiation Causes Mutation in Japanese Children

Tagged as: bag, humor, salaryman blues, satire, size matters

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