Vatican City (IG News) — Pope “Eggs” Benedict XVI announced today the Church’s solution to child abuse by Catholic priests.
“Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius,” said the Pope, “Kill them all and let God sort them out.”
“Die Endlösung ist hier,” declared the Pope, ordering the deployment of the Vatican’s elite special forces team, shown in photo above.
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In other news, April Fool’s Day has been postponed to April 2nd.
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I thought they could kill you with just a ruler and a dirty look.
New rap group: NWG
Nuns With Guns
lol
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