Gotta love the Beijingers and their sense of humor!
Ha-ha, just wait until I introduce them to tequila shots …
Karma is a bitch.
July 2010
The view from our hotel room – and, no, that’s not “fog” …
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SHIBA, Japan (IG News) — The Democratic Party of Japan announced a new subsidy for puppies following a stunning repudiation by Japanese voters yesterday.
“Everybody loves puppies and everybody loves subsidies,” said prime minister Naoto “Can-Can” Kan, “just don’t tell people it’s their tax money to begin with and they’ll fall for it.”
“Kawaii! I love puppies! Free money?! I love free money!” cackled Henna Obasan, who previously supported the Liberal Democrat Old Farts, “DPJ’s got my vote! Bwah-hah-ha!”
DPJ candidate Shiro the White Softbank Dog failed in his bid for election, losing to internet celebrity Pedo-Bear.
In conceding defeat, Shiro the White Softbank Dog scoffed at allegations of infidelity and interspecies sex, commenting, “Hey, all men are dogs.”
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In other news, star of The Cove says video shows cruelty to Octopus Paul.
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Plaistre du Paris (IG News) — Public health authorities announced today the deadly CosPlay virus, variant R2D2, has spread to continental Europe, with four confirmed infections in France.
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In other news, Kimba the White Lion, Sazae-san, and train gropers lose erections in Japan.
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1. My Japanese vocabulary has expanded なう
2. I tweet before I eat
3. I get the news before it’s on the news
4. I’ve mastered Japanese emoticons \(*v*)/
5. Twitter is my new procrastination
6. My attention span is 0.5 seconds
7. I found my voice – still boring but I found it
8. I have a cool short URL: bite.me
9. I have lots of anti-social friends
10. I can say shit in 140 characters or less
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In other news, NHK cancels live sumo broadcast, shows dead sumo instead.
