1. My Japanese vocabulary has expanded なう
2. I tweet before I eat
3. I get the news before it’s on the news
4. I’ve mastered Japanese emoticons \(*v*)/
5. Twitter is my new procrastination
6. My attention span is 0.5 seconds
7. I found my voice – still boring but I found it
8. I have a cool short URL: bite.me
9. I have lots of anti-social friends
10. I can say shit in 140 characters or less
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In other news, NHK cancels live sumo broadcast, shows dead sumo instead.
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This one is a winner!…and I don’t even tweet!!
Loved the baboon and “I TWEET therefor I AM”