March 2011

 

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My tweet was being sarcastic, of course. But if you’d like to donate, see @1rick’s story below (Trouble viewing the story? Click here).


 

 

 

 

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Tokyo Sky Tree Radiation Causes Mutation in Japanese Children

March 6, 2011

TOKYO (IG News) — Japanese government officials announced today that electromagnetic radiation from the newly opened Tokyo Sky Tree causes Japanese children to mutate into intolerably cute mascots. “The Japanese people love ‘cute’ and will forgive this egregious waste of taxpayer monies,” scoffed Tokyo Governor Chintaro “Twitchy” Ishipara, “only third-country people will be disappointed the [...]