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For Very Skinny Japanese Guys?

August 23, 2010 17:50 pm
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“Kaku Obi for men. For men about 10 cm / 4 inch wide.”

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Olympic Tweet Roundup

February 28, 2010 11:06 am
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Tiger Woods Struck Down by the Wrath of the Gods

December 8, 2009 21:30 pm
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WINDERMERE, Fla. — Orange County firefighters responded to a medical call at the residence of Tiger Woods on Tuesday morning.
The call was received at 2:36 a.m.
Aerial photography shows what appears to be a gigantic white arrow stuck in Tiger Woods’ $2.6 million house.
Orange County Fire officials were unable to disclose further information about the incident except to say, “Dang, that’s a big arrow.”
Last week, Woods issued a statement saying he had let his family down with unspecified “transgressions with Japanese animated characters” that he regrets with “all of my heart.” He did not elaborate.
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In other news, @invisiblegaijin has entered the Noriko Sakai Center for the Treatment of Self-Retweeting Addiction.

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Retweet Yourself Too Much & You Get Hairy Palms

December 3, 2009 16:04 pm
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Happy Thanksgiving!

November 28, 2009 11:26 am
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All Your Train Groper Are Belong to Us

November 26, 2009

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Tokyo Man-Fashion: Matching Hair & Fur Collars

November 24, 2009

Fashionable young men in Tokyo are bleaching their hair to match their fur collars this season. “Man-Skirts? That’s so last month,” scoffed Boi Parasaito, “real men wear their hair to match the fur collar on their jackets. Unless they’re @tamegoeswild, in which case they wear Man-Tights.” When asked for comment about Man-Tights, @tamegoeswild twittered, “They [...]

Well, as long as it’s medical …

November 23, 2009

Japan’s National Police Agency announced a crackdown on so-called “medical” stone spas citing violation of the Stone Control Act. “Possession and use of stones for anything but licensed and regulated stone gardens is illegal,” NPA spokesman Omaru Omawari droned, “While it’s technically legal to possess pebbles as a hobby, the moment you put them in [...]

Middle Age for a Gaijin is …

November 19, 2009

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Miyuki Hatoyama Wins “Best Jeans-ist 2009″

October 19, 2009

Japan’s First Lady Miyuki Hatoyama was named one of nine “Best Jeans-ist 2009″ awardees in yet another made-for-TV-news awards show. “Let me be clear: I’m surprised and humbled by this award,” said Miyuki Hatoyama, “To be honest, I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many of the transformative [...]