Anomalies in the Flow of Life // In Beijing
IG News (Tokyo) — Millions of Japanese fans were delighted to discover today that owning a new iPhone 4 makes their dicks bigger.
“Sugoi! My dick is three times bigger than before!,” said self-professed fanboy Moe Kyun, “it’s at least 96 points and much more legible now!”
Apple Japan spokesperson Perky Oppai said, “if you’ve bought an iPhone 4 and your dick isn’t getting bigger, you’re not holding it right.”
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“Wrong you are holding it” – Yoda, teaching Luke Skywalker the Jedi iPhone 4 antenna trick. (hat tip to @tyler928)
It’s rare that they get rainbows in Los Angeles – and doubly so for double rainbows.
Oh, those bright lights? Just some UFOs flying past the living room window.
UFOs, aliens, and assorted crazies are commonplace in La-La Land!
I sometimes miss the sheer wackiness of my hometown.
But then I remember I live in Tokyo, a city with its own brand of crazy.
Haven’t seen any UFOs though.
Which is weird since I’m a registered alien.
E.T., phone home.
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In other news, Japanese Prime Minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama is rumored to have four words written on his hand: “Need Money? Call Mommy.”
Tokyo.JapanTimes
