Psychic Dog in Japan Baffles Scientists

June 25, 2011

(Photo Credit: Mainichi) OMOSHIROKUNEI, Japan (IG News) — Scientists are unable to explain the psychic abilities of Bibi, a beagle living in a rural area of Japan, who predicted “multiple core meltdowns, corporate coverups, and incompetent emergency response” a month before the Fukushima nuclear event. “Prime Minister Naoto Kan’s cabinet will not last another 90 [...]

Doraemon Confesses “I Tweeted My Ear Bulges”

June 11, 2011

(Photo Credit: @doramimy) TOKYO, Japan (IG News) – Doraemon, beloved robotic cat from the future, confessed today, “I have ears, I have always had ears, and I regret hiding my ears for all these years.” New York Times reporter Hiroko Tabuchi broke the story while investigating rumors Doraemon allegedly used Twitter to send photos of [...]

Hot Summer Fashions in China

May 30, 2011

XI’AN, China (IG Fashion News) — The hottest fashion trend this summer in China is big white bloomers visible beneath a pink gingham sundress, complemented by pink Converse All-Stars. “This look captures the innocence and awkwardness of youth,” proclaimed Niubi NiuB, head designer of Xi’an Tang, “and combined with a knock-kneed walk, this look is [...]

IG Nature News: When aroused, the meerkat stands erect …

March 23, 2011

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CNN’s Worst Case Scarenario for Japan’s Nuclear Crisis

March 20, 2011

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Japan: How Can I Help? (via @1rick)

March 17, 2011

My tweet was being sarcastic, of course. But if you’d like to donate, see @1rick’s story below (Trouble viewing the story? Click here). [View the story "Japan quake: "How can I help?"" on Storify]         Related Posts:Kanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”Pool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanFukushima: What Would Godzilla Do?Winners: Biggest Boobs in [...]

Exclusive: IG News Reveals Organizer of Jasmine Revolution

March 6, 2011

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March 6, 2011

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Tokyo Sky Tree Radiation Causes Mutation in Japanese Children

March 6, 2011

TOKYO (IG News) — Japanese government officials announced today that electromagnetic radiation from the newly opened Tokyo Sky Tree causes Japanese children to mutate into intolerably cute mascots. “The Japanese people love ‘cute’ and will forgive this egregious waste of taxpayer monies,” scoffed Tokyo Governor Chintaro “Twitchy” Ishipara, “only third-country people will be disappointed the [...]

Secrets of the Qing Dynasty Revealed!

February 21, 2011

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