Soup Jokes from Twitter

February 14, 2011

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Tagged as: Beijing, chicken, dyslexia, humor, joke, soup

Chinese Girls Prepare for Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2011

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Tagged as: Beijing, china, China Girls, Confucius, Valentines

The Real Reason Why Chinese Mothers are Superior

February 13, 2011

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Trend Spotted: Beijing Girls are the New Harajuku Girls

February 5, 2011

BEIJING, China (IG Fashion News) — Spotted: this season’s hot new look: bulky down jacket with fur-lined hood, straight brown hair parted down the center, and face masks – black or faux-Burberry. Fluorescent fuchsia foxtail accessory and fur-fringed cuffs for those who live life on the edge. # # # Related Posts:Hot Summer Fashions in [...]

Tagged as: Beijing, china, fashion, humor, parody, trend

Death Penalty for Misspelling Beijing?

February 5, 2011

Some poor guy probably got executed for misspelling Beijing on this sign at the Temple of Heaven, even though he got it right the first time. Confucius say, “Life is in the details. Use a spellchecker.” ### In other news, InvisibleGaijin didn’t feel the big earthquake in Tokyo this morning. Probably because InvisibleGaijin lives in [...]

Tagged as: Beijing, china, death penalty, misspelling, Temple of Heaven

Eat at Californla Beef Noodle USA

February 5, 2011

Being a native son of California, I was tempted to eat here. Until I noticed they’d misspelled California. Good thing they’re closed for Spring Festival! # # # Related Posts:Ugg-Li Boots Are Big in ChinaZombie Party of China Elects New LeaderExclusive: IG News Reveals Organizer of Jasmine RevolutionIn which InvisibleGaijin proves Mao’s maxim “Laughter grows [...]

Tagged as: beef noodles, Beijing, china, Chinglish

Happy Year of the Rabbit on Speed!

February 5, 2011

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Child Porn on IKEA China Catalog

February 3, 2011

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Tagged as: Beijing, child porn, china, humor, parody

BREAKING: Star Trek’s Mr. Spock is Chinese!

February 3, 2011

February 3, 2011 BEIJING, China — (IG NEWS) InvisibleGaijin and 1.3 billion Chinese friends wish you a prosperous New Year! May the Year of the Rabbit bring you the best of health, love, and achievement. # # # In other news, people who say, “you never write,” never write. Related Posts:In which InvisibleGaijin proves Mao’s [...]

Tagged as: beiijng, china, chinese new year, gong xi fa cai hong bao na lai, humor, joke, parody, spock, star trek

R.I.P. Curious George

February 2, 2011

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