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Michael Jackson Spotted in Hokkaido?

December 1, 2009

Michael Jackson, the dead King of Pop, was allegedly photographed yesterday sitting on a bench in Hokkaido freezing his sesame buns off. The dead King of Pop was apparently dressed as McDonald’s Japan Gaijin Stereotype Mr. James dressed as Ronald McDonald dressed as a convicted child molester. Japanese entertainment weekly Uso Bakkari claimed the dead King of [...]

Tagged as: balloon boy, gaijin, humor, joke, king of pop, mcdonalds, michael jackson, noriko sakai, satire

Why you need Japanese underwear right NOW!

November 12, 2009

(Disclosure: www.pants-ya.com is a client of a client. This is an unpaid advertisement. Testing 1-2-3. YMMV;) A recent survey by the Japanese newspaper, Daily Yomanai, reveals Japanese men of all ages are obsessed with their underwear, to say nothing of the J-girls who love them for it. Fashion-conscious young so-shoku danshi (herbivore men) choose the [...]

Tagged as: gaijin, humor, satire, sexy japanese

Exclusive Before and After Photos: Japanese Killer Gets Plastic Surgery, Gets Busted

November 10, 2009

Photos: Agencé Furyo_Gaijin Gaijinkirai Kamo, the Japanese national accused of murdering a young British woman was arrested today after a nationwide manhunt, following the release of photographs taken before and after his extensive plastic surgeries. National Police Agency spokesperson Omaru Omawari whined, “We’re just relieved we’ve caught this fugitive especially since we let him slip [...]

Tagged as: foreigner, gaijin, ichihashi tetsuya, japanese killer, lindsay, michael jackson, murder, noriko sakai, sexy girls

Kanye: "Yo, IMMA not amused"

September 18, 2009

Kanye West was not amused by InvisibleGaijin’s post, Noriko Sakai Press Conference Erupts in Chaos. (Kanye your own site at: kanyethis.com) # # # Related Posts:Noriko Sakai Press Conference Erupts in ChaosCrasher Squirrel: “I rode the UFO with Mrs. Hatoyama!”Top Ten Tourist Discoveries in JapanTiger Woods Pitches Japanese Sex Drink: “Is it on you?”Miyuki Hatoyama [...]

Tagged as: crasher squirrel, gaijin, humor, joe wilson, kanye west, miyuki hatoyama, satire, serena williams, sexy girls

Noriko Sakai Press Conference Erupts in Chaos

September 18, 2009

Kanye West, Joe Wilson, Crasher Squirrel, and Serena Williams interrupted Noriko Sakai’s “gomennasai” press conference, which then erupted into chaos. Released on bail, Sakai began her carefully scripted, tearful, and heartfelt apology, confession of guilt, and acceptance of blame for all things wrong in Japanese society today, “Gomennasai, I’m druggie, loser, bad mother, estranged wife [...]

Tagged as: crasher squirrel, gaijin, humor, joe wilson, kanye west, miyuki hatoyama, obama, sakai noriko, satire, serena williams, TV

Another 59 Ways to Tell if You’re a Gaijin

September 14, 2009

The original 59 Ways to Tell if You’re a Gaijin, not a Gaikokujin list received a number of comments, including insightful observations and some great contributions from readers: You start stereotyping foreigners as other Japanese do. (Credit: Teltel) You fall asleep in the train and always wake up just before the station you have to [...]

Tagged as: gaijin, humor, joke, old farts, satire, sexy girls, subway, train

59 Ways to Tell if You’re a Gaijin, not a Gaikokujin

September 6, 2009

You call yourself gaijin because you know it pisses off the newbie gaikokujin. You bow repeatedly when talking on the phone. You offer your business card before shaking hands with a visitor from overseas. You prefer Japanese Big Macs to American Big Macs. You can sing enka perfectly but Japanese colleagues still ask you to [...]

Tagged as: gaijin, humor, joke, nihonjin, satire, sexy girls, subway, train, TV

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