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Japanese Youth Turn to Cocaine

February 2, 2011

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Tagged as: addiction, cocaine, epic, humor, japan, satire

Japan Deploys Stealth Anti-Fishing-Boat-Fishing-Boats

January 23, 2011

IG News (Beijing) – Japan deployed today a new class of stealth anti-fishing-boat fishing boats to counter growing threats to the nation’s maritime security. “This new class of stealthy fishing boats has the radar cross-section of shirako,” commented Ting Budong, senior analcyst at the Sino-Institute of Stealthy Stuff, “and radar-reflective white face paint makes the [...]

Tagged as: china, chinese navy, dolphin hunt, fishing boat, japan, michael jackson, stealth, whaling

Haunted Tokyo: Happy Halloween!

October 31, 2010

Photo taken at our old house in Tokyo! Strange faces peering out of shadows of the bushes. Family friend Kyoko experiencing an out-of-body experience. Happy halloween! ### Sent from my iPad Related Posts:CNN’s Worst Case Scarenario for Japan’s Nuclear CrisisTokyo Sky Tree Radiation Causes Mutation in Japanese ChildrenKanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”Pool-Peeing Season Starts [...]

Tagged as: ghost photographs, japan, tokyo

JAL to use child labor in cost-cutting move

September 14, 2010

SORANOTABI, Japan (IG News) – Japan Airlines announced today it would begin using children to tow airplanes into terminals to cut costs. “We will also begin offering a choice of whale or dolphin on international flights,” said JAL spokesperson Perky Oppai. # # # Related Posts:Sea Shepherd PiePool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanEXCLUSIVE: Proof that Japanese [...]

Tagged as: child labor, Dolphin, humor, JAL, japan, joke, parody, whale

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