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IG News: Kim Jong-Eun Executes Top North Korea General

Screen Shot 2013-03-09 at 11.48.55 AMPYONGYANG, North Korea (IG News) — Kim Jong-Eun ordered the execution of Jag-Eun Eumgyeong, North Korea’s top military commander, according to anonymous sources.

“The debate whether ‘size matters’ all started out in good fun,” said a high-level government official, who requested anonymity to avoid being turned into kimchee, “but the Supreme Leader was not amused by the general’s assertion.”

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In other news, Keanu Reeves’ upcoming film “47 Ronin” now titled “46 Ronin and a Gaijin.”

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Genitally-Challenged Bear Unites China and Japan

Teeny_Weenie_Bear_IMG_1720SHANGHAI (IG News) — A genitally-challenged bear’s coming out of the closet may have opened a path for China and Japan to resolve a territorial dispute.

“People are often surprised that I’m of average height,” Teenie Weenie Bear explained, “People just forget that, without a hyphen, Teenie modifies Weenie.”

“This is who I am and I’m proud of it,” said Teenie Weenie Bear, “My friend Ginormous Weenie Bear can’t fit into this fabulous AKB-48 tartan check skirt! Now that’s a tragedy.”

The impact of Teenie Weenie Bear’s coming out has created hope for a peaceful resolution to the territorial dispute between China and Japan.

Hu “Me?” Jintao, president of China, and Shinzo “Honest” Abe, prime minister of Japan, declared in a joint communique, “Our nations may disagree over the Sanrio Islands but we agree our Weenies are Teenie.”

US president Barrack Obama welcomed the news, stating “While we take no position on the territorial dispute, we stand united with China and Japan in having Teenie Weenies.”

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In other news, Chinese football fans missed Superbowl Sunday because in China it was Monday.

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Why Japan Doesn’t Have a “Naked Guy with Samurai Sword” Problem

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The Last Picture Show

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In other news, the world ends, Mayan gods take rifles from millions of Americans’ cold, dead hands.

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Japan Ups Ante in Island Dispute

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BAKABAKASHII, Japan (IG News) – Japan stunned the world today by conducting joint exercises with Godzilla near the  disputed Sanrio island chain, known popularly as “Hello Kitty” in Japan and “Nihao Xiao Mao” in China.

“These islands belong to the world and must be used for the benefit of all people,” said the king of the kaiju, “Can we all get along? Or shall I go crazy on your ass?”

US intelligence officials denied allegations they failed to predict the appearance of the Japanese monster, “Categorically untrue. At the time, we were off-duty, drunk, and attempting rape.”

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In other news, North Korea denied its new satellite carries Kim Jong Eun’s secret stash of Twinkies.

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Revenge of the LOL Catz

December 7, 2012

(Photo Credit: slate.com) Tweet Related Posts:Genitally-Challenged Bear Unites China and Japan How to End Your Career in the Communist Party of ChinaNorth Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”Ugg-Li Boots Are Big in ChinaPool-Peeing Season Starts in Japan

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“Hello Kitty Belongs to China!”

November 24, 2012

TING BUDONG, China (IG News) — Classified satellite imagery obtained by IG News suggests China may be preparing for military action over the disputed Sanrio island chain, known as “Hello Kitty” in Japan and “Nihao Xiao Mao” in China. The IG News exclusive photo above shows what appear to be genetically modified midget soldiers in [...]

Tagged as: china, Diaoyu, dispute, hello kitty, japan, joke, parody, satire, Senkaku, territorial

How to End Your Career in the Communist Party of China

November 23, 2012

Reaching the pinnacle of his career in the Communist Party of China, Wang Xiaodidi makes a fatal error.   Tweet Related Posts:Ugg-Li Boots Are Big in ChinaPool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanHot Summer Fashions in ChinaIn which InvisibleGaijin proves Mao’s maxim “Laughter grows out of the barrel of a machine gun.”Trend Spotted: Beijing Girls are the [...]

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North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”

January 3, 2012

(Photo Credit: Korean Central News Agency) PYONGYANG, North Korea (IG News) — The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea called upon the people of North Korea to “give up their thumbs for Supreme Leader Lil’ Kim Jong Un.” “To be thumbless is glorious,“ said Pabo Ya, supreme general spokesperson of the Korean People’s Malnutrition Corps, “only [...]

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Kanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”

December 18, 2011

(Photo credit: Mainichi) KYOTO, Japan (IG News) — Chahan Omori, chief priest of Yogoremizu Temple in Kyoto’s Higashi-Sonomamayama Ward, writes the kanji character for “bakayaro” (“TEPCO bites the big one”), which was chosen as the kanji character of the year, during an annual ceremony at the temple on Dec. 12. # # # In other [...]

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Ugg-Li Boots Are Big in China

December 5, 2011

BEIJING (IG News) — Millions of young Chinese women are clamoring to wear Ugg-Li boots, this season’s hottest fashion trend. “I love my Ugg-Li boots, they’re so cool, they’re hot,” said noted Beijing fashionista, Feicheng Buhao, “I predict this will be hotter than bowl cut bangs and eyeglasses with no lenses!” Ugg-Li, a joint venture [...]

Tagged as: Air China, Beijing, china, fashion, gei li, humor, parody, satire, UGG

Zombie Party of China Elects New Leader

July 10, 2011

(Photo Credit: China Daily) BEIJING, China (IG News) — The Zombie Party of China (ZPC) elected today Jiang Zemin as its general secretary and president. “Death is wasted on the dead,” proclaimed Jiang to cheers from millions of zombies gathered at the Wangfujing McDonalds, “and reports of my death are greatly exaggerated with Chinese characteristics.” [...]

Tagged as: Beijing, china, Jiang Zemin, parody, satire, zombies

Pool-Peeing Season Starts in Japan

July 9, 2011

(Photo Credit: Mainichi) TACHI-SHOMBEN, Japan (IG News) — Millions of children squealed with delight as the Japanese pool-peeing season kicked off today across the nation. “Ah, kimochiii!,” exclaimed elementary school student Oshikko Daisuki, “Ain’t nothing like the first pee of the season! I’ve been holding back for a week!” The Japanese tradition of peeing in [...]

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Psychic Dog in Japan Baffles Scientists

June 25, 2011

(Photo Credit: Mainichi) OMOSHIROKUNEI, Japan (IG News) — Scientists are unable to explain the psychic abilities of Bibi, a beagle living in a rural area of Japan, who predicted “multiple core meltdowns, corporate coverups, and incompetent emergency response” a month before the Fukushima nuclear event. “Prime Minister Naoto Kan’s cabinet will not last another 90 [...]

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Doraemon Confesses “I Tweeted My Ear Bulges”

June 11, 2011

(Photo Credit: @doramimy) TOKYO, Japan (IG News) – Doraemon, beloved robotic cat from the future, confessed today, “I have ears, I have always had ears, and I regret hiding my ears for all these years.” New York Times reporter Hiroko Tabuchi broke the story while investigating rumors Doraemon allegedly used Twitter to send photos of [...]

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