January 23, 2011
IG News (Beijing) — Three foreign women were found frozen solid today outside a down jacket store in the Chaoyang district of Beijing. “Beijing is very cold and dry this time of year,” commented Hěn Lěng, chief of the frozen foreigner registration section of the public security bureau, “it is important to dress properly, carry [...]
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January 23, 2011
You can’t believe you’re supposed to put used toilet paper in that tiny trash bin in the stall. You freak out when a nicely dressed young woman snorts mightily and hawks a lugie the size of a baseball into the street, raising clouds of dust. You’re terrified to cross the street – even with the [...]
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