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Child Porn on IKEA China Catalog

February 3, 2011

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BREAKING: Star Trek’s Mr. Spock is Chinese!

February 3, 2011

February 3, 2011 BEIJING, China — (IG NEWS) InvisibleGaijin and 1.3 billion Chinese friends wish you a prosperous New Year! May the Year of the Rabbit bring you the best of health, love, and achievement. # # # In other news, people who say, “you never write,” never write. Related Posts:In which InvisibleGaijin proves Mao’s [...]

Foreign Women Found Frozen in Beijing

January 23, 2011

IG News (Beijing) — Three foreign women were found frozen solid today outside a down jacket store in the Chaoyang district of Beijing. “Beijing is very cold and dry this time of year,” commented Hěn Lěng, chief of the frozen foreigner registration section of the public security bureau, “it is important to dress properly, carry [...]

59 Ways to Tell if You’re New to Beijing

January 23, 2011

You can’t believe you’re supposed to put used toilet paper in that tiny trash bin in the stall. You freak out when a nicely dressed young woman snorts mightily and hawks a lugie the size of a baseball into the street, raising clouds of dust. You’re terrified to cross the street – even with the [...]

IG Agency: New Ad for Economist Magazine

January 16, 2011

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Christmas Jokes from Twitter

December 28, 2010

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DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’t

September 14, 2010

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DPJ Launches New Poster

September 14, 2010

DPJ to Japanese people: S.O.S.* *Same. Old. Shit. Related Posts:DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’tNew DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy SubsidiesDeadly CosPlay Virus Spreads to EuropeThe Wrath of Kan: Vote for Me, I’ll Tax Your Ass OffNew Political Party in Japan: “Get It Up, Japan!”

JAL to use child labor in cost-cutting move

September 14, 2010

SORANOTABI, Japan (IG News) – Japan Airlines announced today it would begin using children to tow airplanes into terminals to cut costs. “We will also begin offering a choice of whale or dolphin on international flights,” said JAL spokesperson Perky Oppai. # # # Related Posts:Sea Shepherd PiePool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanEXCLUSIVE: Proof that Japanese [...]

New DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy Subsidies

July 13, 2010

SHIBA, Japan (IG News) — The Democratic Party of Japan announced a new subsidy for puppies following a stunning repudiation by Japanese voters yesterday. “Everybody loves puppies and everybody loves subsidies,” said prime minister Naoto “Can-Can” Kan, “just don’t tell people it’s their tax money to begin with and they’ll fall for it.” “Kawaii! I [...]