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DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’t

September 14, 2010 19:31 pm
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DPJ Launches New Poster

September 14, 2010 18:24 pm
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DPJ to Japanese people: S.O.S.*
*Same. Old. Shit.

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New DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy Subsidies

July 13, 2010

SHIBA, Japan (IG News) — The Democratic Party of Japan announced a new subsidy for puppies following a stunning repudiation by Japanese voters yesterday. “Everybody loves puppies and everybody loves subsidies,” said prime minister Naoto “Can-Can” Kan, “just don’t tell people it’s their tax money to begin with and they’ll fall for it.” “Kawaii! I [...]

Deadly CosPlay Virus Spreads to Europe

July 13, 2010

Plaistre du Paris (IG News) — Public health authorities announced today the deadly CosPlay virus, variant R2D2, has spread to continental Europe, with four confirmed infections in France. # # # In other news, Kimba the White Lion, Sazae-san, and train gropers lose erections in Japan. Related Posts:New Political Party in Japan: “Get It Up, [...]

The Wrath of Kan: Vote for Me, I’ll Tax Your Ass Off

July 1, 2010

Tokyo (IG News) — Japan’s prime minister Naoto “Yes We” Kan promised today to “tax the ass off the Japanese people.” “The Japanese people’s asses are getting too big, like Beyoncé big,” said the slim-hipped, flat-assed Kan, “increasing taxes means they’ll lose weight by working even harder for less returns.” Asked about the morality of [...]

Japan’s New Political Party: Koheto Nippon

April 8, 2010

TOKYO (IG News) — A new party to be formed Saturday by veteran politicians defecting from the Liberal Democratic Party and an independent lawmaker will be named Koheto Nippon, which literally means “Old Fart Party of Japan” in English. The new party’s initial goal is to “make sure the ruling coalition parties do not attain [...]

New Political Party in Japan: “Get It Up, Japan!”

April 7, 2010

TOKYO (IG News) — Five former members of the Liberal Democratic Old Farts Party have launched a new political party in Japan called 「たちあがれ日本」or the “Get It Up, Japan!” Party. “It’s time for Japan to get it up again,” said Takeo “Droopy” Hiranuma turgidly, “it’s been too long since we’ve had a tumescent Japan.” “Japan [...]