politics

US Loses Patience with Japan Over Military Base

March 14, 2010

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Japanese Exorcise Demons with Magical Beans

February 3, 2010

Millions of oni demons were ousted from their homes by magic soybeans today as humans invoked mame-maki rituals to celebrate the spring Setsubun across Japan. “Demons out, good fortune in!” shouted Japanese prime minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama, “DPJ in, LDP out. You’re just jealous my mommy gives me a humongous allowance as political donations! Ha-ha!” [...]

Tiger Woods Pitches Japanese Sex Drink: “Is it on you?”

December 14, 2009

(Photo: Shinto Shrine Maidens preparing to be sacrificed at the annual “Tiger Woods’ Woodie Juice” matsuri festival in Ookii Chinpoko, Kintama Prefecture.) JAPAN (IG News)–Pocari Sweat, famed for being named after a bodily coolant, launched a new line of sexual energy drinks inspired by Tiger Woods and tag-lined “Is it on you?” in a nod [...]

2009′s kanji 新 (shin) or “new” + Hatoyama’s 絆 (kizuna) or “relationship” =「新絆」or “new relationships” as in Tiger Woods.

December 11, 2009

2009′s kanji 新 (shin) or “new” + Hatoyama’s 絆 (kizuna) or “relationship” =「新絆」or “new relationships” as in Tiger Woods. Posted via email from invisiblegaijin Related Posts:Tiger Woods Pitches Japanese Sex Drink: “Is it on you?”New Political Party in Japan: “Get It Up, Japan!”Winners: Biggest Boobs in Japan 2011Japanese Deny Cruelty to Horses in FestivalAstro Boy [...]

US President Obama meets Japanese Prime Minister Hatoyama

November 13, 2009

US President Barack Obama meets Japan Prime Minister Yukio “The Bird” Hatoyama at The @invisiblegaijin Official Residence in Tokyo, Japan for discussions regarding the Japan-US Security Treaty, the relocation of Futenma Air Station, and whether Michael Jackson peaked creatively at “Off the Wall” or “Thiller.” # # # In other news, Spiderman was arrested yesterday [...]