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Japanese Youth Turn to Cocaine

February 2, 2011

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Tagged as: addiction, cocaine, epic, humor, japan, satire

Foreign Women Found Frozen in Beijing

January 23, 2011

IG News (Beijing) — Three foreign women were found frozen solid today outside a down jacket store in the Chaoyang district of Beijing. “Beijing is very cold and dry this time of year,” commented Hěn Lěng, chief of the frozen foreigner registration section of the public security bureau, “it is important to dress properly, carry [...]

Tagged as: Beijing, china, frozen women, humor, joke, laowai, parody, satire

If You Meditate Hard Enough, Steam Comes Out of Your Head

August 24, 2010

The Daibutsu (Great Buddha) of Kamakura, Japan is such a show-off when it comes to meditation technique. Namu amida butsu! Related Posts:North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”Kanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”Wow! The Biggest Boobs in the World!Zombie Party of China Elects New LeaderPool-Peeing Season Starts in Japan

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New DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy Subsidies

July 13, 2010

SHIBA, Japan (IG News) — The Democratic Party of Japan announced a new subsidy for puppies following a stunning repudiation by Japanese voters yesterday. “Everybody loves puppies and everybody loves subsidies,” said prime minister Naoto “Can-Can” Kan, “just don’t tell people it’s their tax money to begin with and they’ll fall for it.” “Kawaii! I [...]

Tagged as: parody, politicians, politics, satire, shiro, softbank, white dog

Japan PM Naoto Kan Confesses, “I am a Sleeper!”

July 6, 2010

Tokyo (IG News) — Japan was stunned today when prime minister Naoto “Yes We” Kan confessed that he has been a “sleeper” for much of his political career. “Let me be clear: I am sleeper,” said Kan, “and I like to nap, snooze, and hibernate too. My Cabinet are all a bunch of sleepers.” “You [...]

Tagged as: humor, joke, Naoto Kan, no sexy girls, satire

Boy Hunting Season Opens in Japan

July 3, 2010

BISHOUNEN, Japan (IG News) — “Kyaaah!” “Sugoooi!” “Umasou!” High-pitched screams of delight filled the air yesterday as the seasonal ban on hunting down little boys in the ocean was lifted across Japan. Little boys are released into the water, where young women hunt them down relentlessly in an ancient tradition dating back to last summer. [...]

Tagged as: dolphins, humor, joke, little boy, parody, satire, sexy girls, The Cove

The Wrath of Kan: Vote for Me, I’ll Tax Your Ass Off

July 1, 2010

Tokyo (IG News) — Japan’s prime minister Naoto “Yes We” Kan promised today to “tax the ass off the Japanese people.” “The Japanese people’s asses are getting too big, like Beyoncé big,” said the slim-hipped, flat-assed Kan, “increasing taxes means they’ll lose weight by working even harder for less returns.” Asked about the morality of [...]

Tagged as: humor, parody, politics, satire

Japanese Deny Cruelty to Horses in Festival

May 6, 2010

YOMAMA, Biyachi Preference (IG News) — A local man in samurai costume begins his backwards-horsetop-descent down a steep hill during the Gyaku-Uma-Sagari festival in Yomama, Biyachi Prefecture on May 6, 2010. 「おおおう！しっと!」 cried Hontowa Gei invoking a centuries-old ritual before tumbling down the hill repeatedly in front of friends, family, and people with being-crushed-by-horses fetishes. [...]

Tagged as: humor, joke, ojisan, parody, satire, sexy girls, Tiger Woods

Japan Train Groper Campaign Nets 77 Arrests

May 6, 2010

TOKYO (IG News) — Police arrested 77 chikan train gropers during a one week campaign in greater Tokyo in mid-April and 29 of the 77 were found to be repeat offenders. “What a bunch of dicks,” said Tokyo Metropolitan Police spokesperson Chikan Shineh, “Who would be stupid enough to molest women on trains during a [...]

Tagged as: japanese, joke, parody, satire, sexy girls, train

Japanese Man Marries Giant Bamboo Shoot

April 26, 2010

TOKYO (IG News) – Japanese men are increasingly looking to inanimate objects for intimacy according to noted anthropologist Kintama Chongitta of the University of Tokyo’s department of arcane and useless knowledge. “Japanese women wear the economic, social, and sexual fundoshi in the house now,” said Chongitta, “and fear of these so-called ‘carnivore women’ is causing young men [...]

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