The easiest jokes to write about Japan revolve around the stereotypical inability of Japanese people to pronounce “L” and “R” – they both come out as “soft palette” “R’s” leading to silly jokes about “elections” and “erections” as shown above.

Much of my humor just pops into my head as I write – my muses have a wacky sense of humor. As the turmoil in Iran continued today, Twitter icons turning green, the debate over what a “free election” really was provided the spark for yet another “LR” joke.

Until I started using twitter, I never realized how much women:

(1) had too much sex

(2) wanted to have sex with me

(3) or were willing to show me various parts of their bodies!

And there’s so many of them, they even have numbers after their names.

Wow, I am clearly a sexy, hot, and desirable kind of guy!

Now, if you want to talk about the kind of emails I get, well, that’s another story.