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Tiger Woods Pitches Japanese Sex Drink: “Is it on you?”

December 14, 2009

(Photo: Shinto Shrine Maidens preparing to be sacrificed at the annual “Tiger Woods’ Woodie Juice” matsuri festival in Ookii Chinpoko, Kintama Prefecture.) JAPAN (IG News)–Pocari Sweat, famed for being named after a bodily coolant, launched a new line of sexual energy drinks inspired by Tiger Woods and tag-lined “Is it on you?” in a nod [...]

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Japanese Women in Executive Posts Decline to only 2.0% in Govt., 3.6% in Business

December 11, 2009

Photo Credit: Daniel Bachler Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 2.5 Women in Japan: You Haven’t Come a Long Way, Baby According to survey results released by the Cabinet Office today, Japanese women comprise: 67.1% of Pharmacists 33.2% of Deliberation Councils 16.0% of Judges 13.0% of Researchers 11.3% of National Elected Officials 8.2% of Regional Elected Officials 5.7% of Regional [...]

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New Post-Crash Tiger Woods Ad for Accenture

December 2, 2009

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Scandal: Maneki Neko Duck Dance Pair and Miss Singularity 2012 in Sex Video!

November 20, 2009

The dance pair Maneki Neko Duck, Miroka Hima, Miss Singularity Japan 2008, and Any Won Willdo, Miss Singularity from TriniLopez and Tobacco 2012, were allegedly caught on a sex tape with her boyfriend, Crasher “Why, it’s a Gallery” Squirrel. Maneki Duck, the top in the now infamous dance pair, squawked and spit, “AFURAKKU this, bee-yach!” [...]

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JP Gov’t: Economy in “mild deflation” | BOJ: Economy “picking up” | JP People: “YOU LIE!”

November 20, 2009

The Japanese government today announced that Japan’s economy was just having a “mild and temporal deflation” and, no worries, would definitely perform turgidly after a good night’s sleep and a Viagra. Government spokesperson, Unko Tappuri, busted loose and gushed, “Prices are going down, so now consumers save more by buying more! Whooya! Your Government never [...]

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Exclusive Before and After Photos: Japanese Killer Gets Plastic Surgery, Gets Busted

November 10, 2009

Photos: Agencé Furyo_Gaijin Gaijinkirai Kamo, the Japanese national accused of murdering a young British woman was arrested today after a nationwide manhunt, following the release of photographs taken before and after his extensive plastic surgeries. National Police Agency spokesperson Omaru Omawari whined, “We’re just relieved we’ve caught this fugitive especially since we let him slip [...]

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First Look at Windows 7: Japan Edition

October 22, 2009

Related Posts:North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”Winners: Biggest Boobs in Japan 2011Boy Hunting Season Opens in JapanJapanese Deny Cruelty to Horses in FestivalTop Ten Tourist Discoveries in Japan

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