Japan Deploys Stealth Anti-Fishing-Boat-Fishing-Boats

January 23, 2011

IG News (Beijing) – Japan deployed today a new class of stealth anti-fishing-boat fishing boats to counter growing threats to the nation’s maritime security. “This new class of stealthy fishing boats has the radar cross-section of shirako,” commented Ting Budong, senior analcyst at the Sino-Institute of Stealthy Stuff, “and radar-reflective white face paint makes the [...]

Tagged as: china, chinese navy, dolphin hunt, fishing boat, japan, michael jackson, stealth, whaling

Haunted Tokyo: Happy Halloween!

October 31, 2010

Photo taken at our old house in Tokyo! Strange faces peering out of shadows of the bushes. Family friend Kyoko experiencing an out-of-body experience. Happy halloween! ### Sent from my iPad Related Posts:CNN’s Worst Case Scarenario for Japan’s Nuclear CrisisTokyo Sky Tree Radiation Causes Mutation in Japanese ChildrenKanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”Pool-Peeing Season Starts [...]

Tagged as: ghost photographs, japan, tokyo

Japanese dolphins preparing explosive surprise in “The Cove”

October 16, 2010

TAIJI, Japan (IG News) — Dolphins are secretly preparing hundreds of torpedoes camouflaged as dolphins to thwart both Hollywood filmmakers and Japanese fishermen as the annual dolphin hunt, wet t-shirt contest, and beach barbecue gets underway in “The Cove” in Taiji, Japan. “Oscars? We don’t need no stinkin’ Oscars!” cackled Furripa Iruka, head of the [...]

Tagged as: dolphins, Taiji, The Cove

DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’t

September 14, 2010

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Tagged as: Only in Japan!, parody, politics

DPJ Launches New Poster

September 14, 2010

DPJ to Japanese people: S.O.S.* *Same. Old. Shit. Related Posts:DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’tNew DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy SubsidiesDeadly CosPlay Virus Spreads to EuropeThe Wrath of Kan: Vote for Me, I’ll Tax Your Ass OffNew Political Party in Japan: “Get It Up, Japan!”

Tagged as: Only in Japan!, parody, politics

JAL to use child labor in cost-cutting move

September 14, 2010

SORANOTABI, Japan (IG News) – Japan Airlines announced today it would begin using children to tow airplanes into terminals to cut costs. “We will also begin offering a choice of whale or dolphin on international flights,” said JAL spokesperson Perky Oppai. # # # Related Posts:Sea Shepherd PiePool-Peeing Season Starts in JapanEXCLUSIVE: Proof that Japanese [...]

Tagged as: child labor, Dolphin, humor, JAL, japan, joke, parody, whale

Big in Japan: 2-D Pillow Politicians

September 14, 2010

“If I only had a brain …” Related Posts:No Related Posts Found

Salaryman Blues: Just Chillin’ with My Milk Tea

September 11, 2010

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Tagged as: Only in Japan!, Salaryman

Nice Place But Don’t Eat or Drink Anything

September 1, 2010

Somewhere in Okinawa … Related Posts:DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’tDPJ Launches New PosterSalaryman Blues: Just Chillin’ with My Milk TeaThe Latest in Japan’s Cool Biz Fashions

Tagged as: Only in Japan!

If You Meditate Hard Enough, Steam Comes Out of Your Head

August 24, 2010

The Daibutsu (Great Buddha) of Kamakura, Japan is such a show-off when it comes to meditation technique. Namu amida butsu! Related Posts:North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”Kanji of the Year 2011: “Bakayaro”Wow! The Biggest Boobs in the World!Zombie Party of China Elects New LeaderPool-Peeing Season Starts in Japan

Tagged as: daibutsu, great buddha, Kamakura, satire

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